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vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin



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I don’t have a gap between my front tooth a canine on the right side of my face anymore, they put a plastic tooth in there and it makes me the happiest person alive omg

I don’t have a gap between my front tooth a canine on the right side of my face anymore, they put a plastic tooth in there and it makes me the happiest person alive omg


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dailymantra:

Don’t let the pressure of school work get to you because look what happened to Shou Tucker when he rushed to get a project done


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rhetoricc:

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all


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piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours


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ughfawn:

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY


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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass


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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head