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i spent too much time on this

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i will never understand why a grown ass adult will get into their childs drama to the point where they will get in another childs face confronting them about it and calling them a liar when said other child doesnt give them a drama fueling response.

like im sorry that your life is so boring that you have to feed off your childs minor problems to get a little thrill sometimes.

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First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work

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i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge